phone

The reason I never sleep at night

Please take my phone away from me

by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020

girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(

“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”

by poopydoopy12 September 2, 2021

Not Picking up The phone

Answering yes to the pending question

Not picking up the phone

Person 1: calls person 2

Person 2: doesn't answer

Person 1: that means yes.

by Joseph Stoneley August 12, 2021

cake on the phone

To flirt with someone online. Being sweet on someone

About to put these kids to sleep so I can “cake on the phone” with you 😂

by ClapCheeks October 1, 2022

phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.

That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.

by rabidbilly May 17, 2014

Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.

Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself

by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022