Commonly referenced to a person called Nate. If you see one take 3 steps back so that it doesn't breathe on you.
by AidzAreFunny September 26, 2018
Get the Big Nose Jewmug. the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
by austin gaykid November 27, 2007
Get the Baby Jew Penismug. A jew store would be the type of store tht sells shirts tht say stuff about over night camp, or other things that you need to have for camp such as stationary, clip boards, etc. They usually sell sugar lips and bracelets that everyone is wearing (jack vaneck's, BRACElets, the soda tab bracelets etc.) You will almost NEVER find someone who is not Jewish as a customer. However, every single Jew in the area will shop there/ have a wardrobe that has a style similar to the style of clothing sold at the store. Much of the merchandise has rhinestones or peace signs. The store employee will assume you are Jewish, and will probably ask you if an item is on you Hanukkah list.
Jewish girl- I am going to a jew store today to stock up on clothes to wear to camp this summer, along with other things I might need. Do you want to come?
Other Girl- I would, but I'm not Jewish.
Jewish Girl- Oh sorry forgot.
Other Girl- I would, but I'm not Jewish.
Jewish Girl- Oh sorry forgot.
by seraC ohW November 6, 2011
Get the Jew Storemug. by Curly February 28, 2005
Get the scooby dooby jewmug. A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.
After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.
by fartso55 April 14, 2017
Get the The Online Wandering Jewmug. by Gingerlawstudent July 11, 2010
Get the Ginger Jew Shotmug. When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.
To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.
The code of the jew is:
Flowing through all, there is jew
There is no jew without jesus to create
There is no jesus to create without allah
Allah fades without the power of jew
Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see
There is allah in me
There is jesus in me
Jew is all things and I am jew
If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation
Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.
When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.
To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.
The code of the jew is:
Flowing through all, there is jew
There is no jew without jesus to create
There is no jesus to create without allah
Allah fades without the power of jew
Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see
There is allah in me
There is jesus in me
Jew is all things and I am jew
If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation
Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.
When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
by Ihavebeendoingthetsecretlyedit December 31, 2019
Get the my name is jewmug.