Windows Vista

Innocent OS that is targetted by MacShitass users. Go see Windows ME, also yall forgot that RTM was the bad one and not SP2? It's the fucking hardware not the OS. Get a life and touch grass Mashitosh users y'all definitely have no brain and a dad

Macshitass user: wInDoWs vIsTa iS wOrSt oS!1!1!1
Linux fanboy: yEs!1!1 lInUx iS bEsT!1!1
Macshitass user: nOoOoOoOo mAcOs iS gUuuuuuuuud!1!1!1!1! yOuR hAcKeR oS iS tRaSh!1!1
Linux fanboy: fAk yOu WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!1!1!1

by WindowsServer2003YT May 24, 2023

Window Shopping

A term used in baseball to describe a player that strikes out looking (doesn't swing).

"Here's the pitch.....Strike three! Harper gets caught window shopping on the low fastball to end the inning."

by TheInterestingMan June 12, 2017

Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016

windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people

I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.

by Kladdo August 18, 2023

Window

The weakest thing in the entire fucking universe. Everyone in movies break it as if it was non-existent

John Wick: *jumps out of window
window: *gets fucking deleted

by OmegaNigglet September 4, 2019

Window Fucker

when you hate someone SO much and you want to call them a name

you. are such a Window Fucker jim

by Futtelblucker November 7, 2017

Window

A big thing you can see through

I like seeing through the window

by Someone_With_Chicken_Wings April 21, 2023