The Joy Luck Club

A book that is somewhat confusing because of the jumping plots, but one with a lot of good lessons and points, IF YOUR READ CAREFULLY.

SOME PEOPLE (see definition 1) have a self-rightousness problem that they work out by actually reading and understanding The Joy Lick Club

by btc March 24, 2005

Smile-High Club

The Smile-High Club is a super-elite club for cadets who have flown their Talons at least a mile high and jacked off and have cum-stains on their flight-suits to prove it.

I'm a founding member of the Smile-High Club, as is Matt, my wing-man!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Getting funk in the club

When an individual farts in the club

Josh Brinkman had Golden Coral for dinner, and later on that night, he was getting funk in the club at Mitty's.

by Zack Hutch March 23, 2007

dynamo swim club

the best swim club in the WORLD, getting first at junior nationals!

Tim: Wow!!!!! Look at how fast those dynamos from dynamo swim club are!!
Kid who isn't on dynamo: Yeah, but we're better...jk we suck.

by dynakid May 24, 2011

Blue flame club

Igniting a fart, creating an eerie blue flame

Member of the blue flame club, is reserved to those that actually tried it

Igniting a fart, and acknowledging to others that you have done so. "I am a member of the Blue Flame Club"

by Averageleather December 30, 2011

mile high club

There's no official club of that name, it's just an expression, meaning sex aboard an aircraft in flight. It happens on nearly all flights, mostly with the hottest air hostesses.

There was a really hot air hostess on my flight here. The others around us appeared to be asleep, or at least lost in their thoughts, so she pulled down her nickers, wrapped my blanket around her hips, climbed on my lap, and together we joined the mile high club.

by peridos June 21, 2010

mile high club

Having sex while flying on the wings of a pterodactyl.

While flying to New Orleans on a pterodactyl's wings I screwed a random lady, while in action a boy yelled, "mommy why is your butt in my face." His mom replied,"Billy give me a second, I'm joining the mile high club."

by Cedric James January 17, 2008