central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!

by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024

No bill april

In this religious month your boss should basically just not give you your monthöy payment bill.

Steve: hey can i get my bill? it is my pay day.
Boss: haha no fuck you its no bill april

by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019

Bill gates money

(N)- refers to a large amount of income earned by ligit means as opposed to illegitimate activities.

"Give me that "bill gates money, a little straight money" mainstream money

by Taggedme April 8, 2023

Benis embarkment bill

1. (if Benis is capitalized): a bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis
2. (if benis is not capitalized): penis enlargement pills

Beter Barker didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills, so they sent him to work at a benis embarkment bill factory.

by Tunnel Trogg November 22, 2018

big beautiful bill act

look up general strike us.

Oh hey! they passed the big beautiful bill act ! our government is evil. lets change that with a general strike

by We the angry people July 3, 2025

Bill Maddox

A longtime Lubbock news anchor who was also a closet Aggie superfan.

Bill Maddox says, "Gig 'em, Aggies."

by southplainshttredskins April 28, 2020

Bill Play

When family members, friends or co-workers decide to settle an argument between themselves by betting on the outcome of an event or playing a game, where the loser(s) of the bet or game must pay a bill (e.g. phone or cable bill) of the winner's choosing as the prize for winning the contest.

"Why don't you put your money where your big mouth is and Bill play me for it!"

by Billplay.com December 15, 2011