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Moon-dogging

The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.

There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.

Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.

Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.

Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.

Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.
"Holy shit! Where's my drink?"
"Dude, I think somebody's moon-dogging around here."
by OG Moon-Dogger March 21, 2009
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Dog handler

A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.
As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.
by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010
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dog frisked

When you draw ugly hair, a mustache, or a penis or whatever on a picture of someone either in a magazine or a photograph.
Mom! Jessie totally dog frisked my school picture. She made me look like a monkey with dread locks with a dick in his mouth.
by Boobmcgee February 13, 2010
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dogging UK

Posting on the internet a place and time where you and another will have sex in a car, so that others can stand outside the car and watch.
They were seen dogging UK in the square.
by hypernet2000 October 20, 2017
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Bella the dog

thatveganteacher dog that never gets to have a chance to eat meat but has to eat vegan food
thatveganteacher:Bella time to eat your vegan plants
Bella the dog:no! It’s not my diet I need meat to eat
thatveganteacher:stop being silly Bella it won’t hurt if you eat the food!
Some days later
Bella the dog:my tummy hurts I need to eat grass to make it stop!
thatveganteacher:perfect video for vegan day *records*
The comments:stop her tummy hurts she dose not like being vegan

thatveganteacher:shut up I need to limit my comments now again because they want meat
Bella: :( I jest want meat not plants
by Tankmansimp November 12, 2020
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Dog Fries

The french fries that fall out of the box onto the bottom of the fast food bag that you feed to your dog at the end of your meal
Yea, I wound up giving Gracie all the dog fries
by bigbird92 January 12, 2010
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Dog shit

Large stack of cash usually at least 10 bands.
“I woke up made dog shit, you work a job you prolly whip cleanin”
by AK Bandamont February 25, 2020
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