When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.
Mark: whats up
Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday
Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you
Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)
Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday
Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you
Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)
by mbs805 October 26, 2010
Get the one-text bitchmug. communication between two people in quick succession (generally, a real time discussion) via IM, text message, e-mail, or some other form of text-only communication.
This term is often used as a contrast to other kinds of communication such as a phone call, skype video conference, or just getting up and walking over to your buddy's dorm room.
This term is often used as a contrast to other kinds of communication such as a phone call, skype video conference, or just getting up and walking over to your buddy's dorm room.
Guy: Hey, babe, I've been at my computer all day working on my paper that was due tonight, I really don't feel like slinging text around right now.
by djh2600 October 20, 2010
Get the slinging textmug. An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.
Similar to calling a wall.
Similar to calling a wall.
1.
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"
Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."
2.
Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"
Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."
3.
Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."
Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
by larfz March 25, 2013
Get the texting a wallmug. Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.
Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!
Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!
by weteachourselves August 14, 2011
Get the extramarital textmug. Something that you do with your crush in an attempt to rizz her up, but it never truely works and you end up getting butthurt
by gopnik1163 February 17, 2023
Get the Textmug. Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!
Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
by DiceyStep June 4, 2025
Get the Post Text Claritymug. by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019
Get the Alpine Text Messagemug.