finnish summer

That time of the year when nobody really has any expectations for good weather.

Finnish summer is really great like in this passage from the Bible:

"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”

by whoever I may be May 27, 2019

Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years

1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?

by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019

Jill Summers

A evil, coldhearted lesbian who loves killing your summer by either manipulating you for a trip and then calling you an asshole when you we're the one that paid for the trip, tries to manipulate you into leaving your friends, or just waits until you screw up to break up with you.

Jill Summers in a sentence
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch

by Michael Chricton June 26, 2019

Ryan summers

A kid with pepperoni on his face

Look at that kid over there he looks like Ryan summers

by George Lopez private militia December 18, 2019

John summerhase

this person is a locksmith and a meme, he is also kjnhbgfdsfgtyhujikoijhuygtfrdesawesdrtfgyhuji

the John summerhase is gay.

by SCP-729-J January 21, 2020

arizona summer

Boiling a can of Arizona ice tea and adding things such as honey or lemon. Enjoyable on a cold winter.

F1: Yo bro, you want an arizona summer?
F2: Yeah sure. Add some lemon to mine.

by onesevennine February 7, 2020

Olivia Summer

An Olivia Summer is tall. She is crazy and loves guacamole. She eats strawberry lemonade ice-cubes. She also likes to dye her hair with foundation and eyeshadow. Overall a strange girl.

Friend 1: Who is that over there eating strawberry lemonade ice-cubes dipped in guacamole?
Friend 2: Oh, that's Olivia Summer.

by hi-its-me May 8, 2020