by Urban Mistress August 1, 2005
Get the box socialmug. The best teacher you can think of, although he/she makes some bad puns. He/She is the best teacher you can think of.
by Schooldick March 23, 2017
Get the social studies teachermug. When your friend starts dating a girl and virtually removes both himself and her from society and all friends. Closely resembles killing one's love interest and self with less finality than actual death.
"Dude, I haven't seen Charlie since he started going steady with Jenn..."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."
by Jack Clodder December 15, 2008
Get the social murder-suicidemug. An epic memer and videographer, most notable for the short film "Ride Wife, Life Good", a reflection into the self-destructive nature of the male ego, the folly of matrimonial expectation, and the tragic impact of rage untempered by consequence. Truly, a masterful commentary on the fundamental pathos of man, so often ignored in this neo-digital age. Historians shall surely place it alongside other such haunting masterworks as Ilya Repin's 1884 Ivan The Terrible And His Son Ivan and Tim Buckley's 2008 Loss.
by People's Republic of Memes December 18, 2020
Get the Socialism Done Leftmug. A social distance warrior is someone who shames another person for going outside during the COVID-19 pandemic
by cup_of_STFU March 31, 2020
Get the social distance warriormug. A social confidence-artist is someone who exploits characteristics of the human psyche such as the need for acceptance, and the unconditional: fear of anger, fear of intellectual challenges, respect for outward self-control, respect for outward un-selfconsciousness, worship of charisma, and desire for popularity. They pretend it is noble to tell people what they want to hear, when it is in fact merely expediently politic.
Melissa was sure to tell you what you wanted to hear as opposed to telling you the truth of how she felt. In this way she fraudulently obtained your confidence and was an accomplished social con-artist.
by wcl December 3, 2013
Get the social con-artistmug. You have embraced social media, and are enthusiastically integrating it into your work and personal life. Suddenly you find yourself friended and followed by someone you are unable to comfortably deny. You become a Social Media Hostage when one of these unwanted friends/followers turns into a Facebook Stalker or full-blown Social Media Stalker.
Ann: He friended me on Facebook and followed me on Twitter...and I felt I had to accept. Now he's annoying as hell, and I can't comfortably unfriend or block him.
Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.
Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.
by UrbanDictionaryFox May 10, 2009
Get the Social Media Hostagemug.