Michigan Ham Sandwich

A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.

ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel

The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.

"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.

"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."

"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."

by endwalker November 11, 2016

pressed meat sandwich

That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed

That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.

by TheManagement October 10, 2019

Dirty Clam Sandwich

When one guy is eating a girl out while another guy is in behind licking her bum hole

Cory and I gave his girlfriend a dirty clam sandwich last night. It was fucking awesome!!!!

by m_steph55 July 27, 2010

Electronic shit sandwich

When a individual shits on a friends/persons laptop keyboard, then closes the screen.

My roommate passed out, so i ordered him an electronic shit sandwich on his desk while he was sleeping. Also known as (ESS)

by MattyDiesel November 12, 2010

pork chop sandwiches

An incredibly funny exclamation in an internet spoof of an old GI Joe cartoon.

pork chop sandwiches!!!

by Joe Dirrrrrrrrt June 22, 2005

vegemite sandwich

a white ass who thinks they are black; white on the outside, black on the inside.

"damn, that fucker thinks he's a vegemite sandwich"

by tess the mess July 21, 2005

pork tenderloin sandwich

A lewd description for sexual intercourse taken from a popular fast food sandwich.

Kevin: Yo homie, I wanna stick my pork inside her tenderloin sandwich. Ya hear me bro?
Ryan: Damn homie that's some nice wordplay you gots.

pork tenderloin sandwich

by EbonicPlague October 12, 2009