A penis which swings on a hinge allowing for the optimum angle if the male is off center to the female. Great for situations when one does not simply wish to move left or right, they may just swing their penis.
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The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
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Eric: I know, it's because I'm a Penis Lover. I constantly crave for cocks. I just had one like two hours ago.
Eric: I know, it's because I'm a Penis Lover. I constantly crave for cocks. I just had one like two hours ago.
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