Joe Metro

Call joe metro is what you say when your friends want a ride. Joe Metro is not a real person just metro with a common name in front. You can say call jack metro also. Metro stands for the bus.
Guy number 1: bro please give me a ride to the store.
Guy number 2: I'm straight call joe metro.
by chickenwickenlicken February 11, 2010
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Monkey Joe

Racial slang for a rude under privileged black child without manors or common sense due to being brought up in a broken home in the ghetto.
Chis, "look at that Monkey Joe pushing kids around to get to the front of the line at the bounce house".
Brian "Just another another typical rude ghetto baby without manors flipping out for attention".
by LNB Hater December 23, 2010
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A Bad Joe

The act of being A Bad Joe
AJ beat up Jonathan, he is A Bad Joe
by Oof on dem roblox March 07, 2019
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taco joe

taco joe a word used to represent a closet queen or homosexual who remains to keep his sexuality hidden. taco joe can also mean someone who fucks terribly and then fucks over. (adj.) fuck boy,heartbreaker and theif.
dude that guy who got his ass beat by that girl is such a taco joe.
by miss blaze. May 19, 2009
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joe iles

A bearded life-form who often shape shifts (generally the bearded area) to accommodate the needs of the public.
Oh look the Joe Iles has a handle-bar today, hooray for gays!
by /.-./.-./.-.- October 21, 2008
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joe mama joe mama

To be annoying to someone else, or to get someone else mad. Also used as the ultimate ponage word (even more affective then pwnzorafied1337h4xatroned).

The word, joe mama(x5), mainly conveys that you are not listening to someone else's negative, or worthless, comments.
Random man 1: Dude, sup homie corndog?
Random man 2: uhh.... nuttin' much, actually!
Random man 1: You know what? i had the most boring day in my life! I got pwoned by someone saying that im a pwoink! i--(keeps yammering, or talking trash....)
Random man 2 (in his head): *Joe mama joe mama joe mama joe mama joe mama joe mama..*
by Cauterize May 17, 2007
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St. Joe

A town in southwest Michigan where nothing important happens and the town spends money it doesn't have on shitty new police cars and a football staium and athletic building your school doesn't need while the art teachers are paying out of pocket for supplies for the class. Where there are more wiggers and wanna be bad asses then you can count that are only tough until someone from Benton Harbor is in the same room as them.

Home of the sell out festival and FIP trap known as Venetian Festival! Where thousands of Chicago assholes from across the lake come over to watch shitty cover bands of even shittier 80's bands for a week and try to buy everything with 100 dollar bills.

Where there are no opportunities after high school unless you intend on shacking down or getting knocked up. Or getting thrown in jail for drying to sell drugs when the tow is so damn small all the cops already know who you are.

A dead end town that is ever so slowly being bought out by out of towners. A tourist trap and all around hell hole that NO ONE has heard of that isn't from Berrien County.
SOMEONE: Oh! You're from Michigan? Me too! Where from?

YOU: St. Joe.

SOMEONE: Where?

YOU: Yeah, exactly.
by jessicaw86 August 28, 2008
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