dead body buddy

A friend that you can call anytime, day or nght, after you've killed someone and they will come help you hide the body without any questions because they know if you killed them they must have needed killing. This is, of course, just the depth of your friendship since hopefully you'll never have to invoke the "dead body buddy" clause.

I was stranded 30 miles outside of Houston when I had just had surgery and my husband who was driving me home got food poisoning and I didn't know what to do, but one call to my dead body buddy Donna and she and her husband drove 7 hours to come get us and take us home.

by sonyaj68 July 6, 2009

dead man not talking

The saving grace that runs through the minds of the mass of upper-crusty beneficiaries of Jeffrey Epstein’s recent “suicide.”

Instead of a “dead man walking,” we may be spared since he has become a dead man not talking!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

milking a dead rat

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).

1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.

by buches October 9, 2012

Dead girl walking

1.Veronica Sawyer
2. The fifth song of the musical Heathers

“I’m a dead girl walking”

by ||Acorn|| December 22, 2019

a Dead girl walking

she is hot and pissed and on the pill

bow down to the will of a dead girl walking

by unstable Omori fan September 17, 2020

The Walking Dead: The Game

That one game that makes everyone depressed.
Also the series that ended Clem's story.

Jimmy: Hey you tryna The Walking Dead: The Game?
Bobby: Naw bro I cried like hell I'm a little bitch RIP Lee

by DrizzyXL September 23, 2020

Dead Sea Syndrome

1) A one-sided relationship.

2) A situation between two individuals where one is always the giver and the other is always the taker.

3) The act of an exploiter or parasite

Taken from the Dead Sea in the Middle East in that waters flow into it, but nothing flows out. (i.e. it takes but never gives back)

I was a good friend to Adora but she was never one to me. She freely took from me but never gave back. It was your textbook Dead Sea Syndrome.

by Deus-ex-machina September 26, 2023