Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Sausage Stacking

When one man sits on the toilet while shitting and two other men sit on top of each other and stack their erections into the man sitting on top of him.

Woah guys you’ll never believe me but I just went to use the bathroom and saw Ramiro, Logan and Lucas sausage stacking by accident.

by Takeachance September 11, 2025

Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top

"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

Sausage Grubbler

It's like a budgie smuggler but nastier

Brett was going to change into his budgie smuggler before surfing, but only found his dad's old sausage grubbler to wear and the elastic was not that elasticized.

by howe_that December 5, 2014

salt sausage

meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse

one night I gave my boyfriend a salt sausage, it gave me vagal scratches

by R-LACK January 9, 2010

Sausage fest

Sausage fest are when it’s 1 girl and 10 guys trying to get the same girl

When at a party you might here damn it’s a sausage fest in here

by Doors lamps 345 November 21, 2021

Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 18, 2011