facebook pervert

A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.

Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.

by donna belle December 4, 2013

Facebook Ninja

1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.

"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"

Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."

*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"

by ncmo April 4, 2010

Facebook Face

A face you put on while you're on a social networking site to make yourself seem either:
a) Nicer
b) "Cool"er
c) Something You're Not
d) All of the above

Jim always posts on statuses with his facebook face on, he thinks the girls are more attracted to being a badass, something he isn't in real life.

by An.on.ym.ou.s. June 9, 2010

face-to-facebook

A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.

Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.

by GWMcL September 26, 2010

Facebook popular

Describes a person who is just any old person in real life, but on Facebook, is friends with seemingly everyone and gets tons of likes, etc. on posts.

A: John's a nobody at school... why does he have so many friends? Why does he get so many likes and stuff from the popular kids?

B: I don't know. He's Facebook popular.

by dcmldcml October 6, 2012

Facebook Snipe

The act of writing a ridiculous or offensive comment on Facebook to get a ridiculous or offensive response, only to delete the offensive comment and leave the responder on his own, clearly out of line.

Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!

Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?

Boy: I got Facebook Sniped

by BlueEyesWhiteBoy March 11, 2011

Facebook Messiah

When one posts bible verses and/or scripture on Facebook, hence congesting your News Feed. Possibly the most of annoying of all your friends. A Facebook Messiah makes one ponder the question "Why did I accept Jesus Boy's friend request?"

Brent: Goddammit!
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.

by FreedomBroGM December 16, 2011