Alabama Style

A sexual act in which a person, usually male, adopts another person before having sexual intercourse, thus making the act incestual

"My girl wanted to do it Alabama style, but the courthouse was closed on sunday"

by Jew-Gi-Oh May 19, 2022

Alabama fuck focus

A pair of cousins who fuck each other in a ford focus.

Oh man Jeffery me and my cousin had Alabama Fuck focus and it was the greatest sex in my life. She stuck a pineapple up my ass Jeffery!

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.

"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"

by opsucks April 17, 2019

Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

alabama bull dozer

When a girl takes a shit and a guy pushes it back in with his dick.

Had to give my girlfriend the alabama bull dozer while doing anal last night.

by Rick0921 October 17, 2022

alabama cruiseship

an alabama cruiseship is when you puke and cum at the same time

Derek was feeling a bit sick at the party so he went to the bathroom and hit a quick alabama cruiseship. He's fine now.

by wafflehaus101 July 18, 2025