Tight Like A Night

The phrase 'tight like a night' was secretly developed in 1943 by exiled German scientists working on the Manhattan Project. It is used in order to convey a situation of exponential, overwhelming, and ultimate tightness.

While akin to tight like prom night, tight like a night conveys way more tightness in a personal way by allowing the user the freedom to envision their ownparagon of tightness. (which may or may not have been prom night because you have to see your grandma and have like 80 picture taken and that's not tight)

'tight like a motherfuckin night' can also be used in extreme circumstances if TLAN proves insufficient
"Hey Bro, If I ever jumped out of the 80th story of an exploding building and caught a frisbee in my mouth while having a five-way with four hot bisexual chicks on the way down and then landed safely in a huge pile of super chronic weed and winning scratch-off tickets that Snoop Dogg had put there... that'd be tight like a night"

"Speed 2 starring Sandra Bullock and the disease known as AIDS are definitely not tight like a night"
by Randy Tighterbop September 19, 2008
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Late Night Talk

A conversation with the boys typically between 9:30pm and 4:00am. Often transpires after a Chevron Walk.

During these conversations, participants may play Truth Or Truth, but they almost always delve into deep topics ranging from inner flaws in each participant to favorite porn. The participants are guaranteed to awaken feeling a little more enlightened than they did before the talk.
Everyone: *start getting into bed*
Person 1: *plays lobby music over Bluetooth speaker*
//Cue sitar music
Person 1: everyone ready for late night talks?
Person 2: wait I need to brush my teeth.
*Brushes teeth*
Person 1: ok here we go-to
//cue Late Night Talk theme song
by DrownedFaucet November 1, 2018
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Foggy Night

In a dark room while having sexual intercourse with a women from behind, wait for her to spit out that ego coaxing phrase "im fixing to cum". That is your cue to discreetly bring out your trusty Air horn without her knowing. Right before she starts her blissful climax give her a good blast to the back of her head.
After enduring a long and drawn out talk with my wife concerning her need to spice up our love life, i decided to spice things up with a foggy night, during a full moon
by The_Ecstatic1 October 31, 2010
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One Night Bite

A female or male who finds herself persuaded by DonVampire (a user on chatango) and his biting fetish. This girl will from that point on be completely infatuated and fall head over heels despite the lack of charm exhibited from DonVampire.
DonVampire: ((May we roleplay?))
Random: OMG A VAMPIRE BITE ME PL0x.

Several days later.

Random: I so like this guy but he's ignoring me. -sits in emo corner crying.-
NekoFishie: Yea, it's a one night bite.
by TehFishie February 5, 2010
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Night Swimming

The act of going to a dark alley at three o' clock in the morning and putting your arm elbow-deep into a disease-ridden prostitute's orifices.
Hey, Johnny got paid today, you want to go night swimming tonight?
by MisterProblems September 25, 2015
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