Michael A. 

The worlds most amazingest man. How would you know you've seen him? Well.. he has the brightest smile I've ever seen. He has a twisted sense of humor and is always the life of the party. He has the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen, any girl can get lost in those eyes for hours. He is very tall, somewhere around 6'1. He has killer abs and the amazing biceps. Now I know what all of you are thinking, there is no guy out there like that. Well your wrong, there is. And guess what? He's mine.

- N

"I met this guy yesterday, it was going great until i found out his name wasnt actually Michael A."

Michael A. by eastsidebetch February 9, 2010

Michael Vick

The most overrated quarterback in the NFL. Everybody kisses his ass so much it makes every Falcons game unwatchable. Very inaccurate, throws the ball so hard it's impossible to catch with just your hands. Despite his speed, he is the most sacked quarterback in the NFL.

Did you see Vick get creamed by Buckner and he fumbled the ball to Peppers who ran it for a touchdown? That was a nice play.

Michael Vick by Banane-Man February 1, 2005

Michael Vick

An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.

Al Sharpton gave Michael Vick a blowjob during an NAACP meeting.

Michael Vick by taharris August 31, 2007

Michael Scott Racist 

A Michael Scott Racist is a generally well-intentioned person who tries so hard to be politically correct and to demonstrate that they are not racist that they show themselves to actually be racist. Named for Steve Carell's character on The Office who made a habit of being this.

Oscar: Both my parents were born in Mexico. And they moved to the United States a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. My parents were Mexican.
Michael Scott: Wow. Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American dream right there, right? Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides "Mexican" that you prefer? Something less offensive?

Kate: I'm not racist. I love all races, but especially Asians because although they're not great drivers, they really know how to run a buffet.
John: You're a Michael Scott Racist.

Michael Scott Racist by Starburns2012 May 19, 2013

Michael C. 

The most amazing guy i've ever met. Sweet & down to earth, absoultely gorgeous and fun to be with. He's so trustworthy and easy to talk too. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Perfect in everyway.

Most amazing person. EVER.
Michael C.

Michael C. by Shhhhh(; July 6, 2012

Michael Clifford 

An asshat who thinks it's okay to put milk in before cereal.

"Hey, have you heard 5SOS are releasing a new album, Youngblood, that you can pre-order on iTunes, on June 15th?"
"Yes but I'm not gonna cause the Michael Clifford is WRONG and I hate him and I stan Andy DeLuca now"

Michael Clifford by my real name HAH pwned ya!!!1! June 13, 2018

Michael Johnson 

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.

put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"

Michael Johnson by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011