Matthewsation

Accusing somebody of commiting acts of pedophilia incest or beastiality

Jerry was throwing Matthewsations at me

by Btreazee February 10, 2024

Matthew

A tall man, usually quite handsome but not adorned by girls. Mostly into memes and gaming with the boys.

Matthew, wanna make memes?

by DiamondReaper 24 September 24, 2020

Matthew

Mathew is a cutie, but he will Google the voice and find out who was eliminated without telling you

“He googles he’s a Matthew”

by Hummbugdad November 22, 2021

Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019

Matthew

Watch out THEY ARE SNEAKY ! But can be friendly to any one he comes in contact with.

That Matthew is sneaky

by hey bye November 22, 2021

Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."

"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."

by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024

matthew

Matthew is a tall dude with a red hairy vainy cock, he pulls no bitches, he is a ranga that thinks to high of him self while he looks like a ranga verison of slender man

"Matthew sits on his ass all day and does nothing"

by anonymous December 25, 2022