Luke

Short and always good at video games but he never gets girls that's why you want to be his friend because you will always have a better chance with the ladies

Luke is short

by hippopotomonstrosesquipedali December 9, 2021

Luke

lol youll never get a girlfriend dude, give up

"omg youre luke?!"
"yeah ill never get a girlfriend

by local crackhead with no life December 9, 2021

Luke Skywalker

The prince of Alcatraz or Luke Skywalker is a fictional character from the space attack universe. His mother peps Skywalker and his dad Santa Skywalker were his parents until lord evader blew up there hidey hole.

Luke Skywalker beats his best friend the hairy cave man

by Regular man December 12, 2021

Luke Ponto

When someone has a really bad take on a film or television show

You think “Candyman” is better than “Judas and The Black Messiah”? Don’t be a Luke Ponto

by Therealistperson December 18, 2021

A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

Luke

They like taking your id cards, and stealing your Chromebook and searching "69, 420, and r34". They also love dragons, and want to marry them. Very weird person all together. Also, Daniel is a better name. Lukes are also weak and thin, and usually will lose in every fight. yes.

Man, luke is such a luke right now. Luke is the most luke of luke in this whole lukey luke.

by Daniel_Is_Better_Then_Luke March 30, 2022

luke

their only quality is being a male…

have you met luke?
no but he sounds like a male
yeah that’s pretty much his only quality

by ur fish April 7, 2022