When you're trying to bone your beefy friend Jason but the whiskey dick hits, so you rip the galaxy gas and go ass-up so Jason can piss in your asshole like a human urinal
Jack Worden couldn't get it up for Jason, so Jason went full Dirty Jackson and gave him a golden shower.
by dirtyjacksonenthusiast December 29, 2024
Get the Dirty Jacksonmug. A one legged fuck boy. Drinks one beer and is drunk. Uses daddy’s money to buy cars and car parts. Plays Xbox nakedly while smelling like shit, shower boy
by Dumbnig October 25, 2019
Get the Jackson Davidmug. Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.. he's a racist scum bag that has nothing else to do so he will fuck up your life for his laughs. Jackson will act like a total dick but he really is a softie that only talks . In other words he can't throw hands but he can talk all that CRAP!
Jackson: hey you black nigger
Guy: stfu!
Jackson: make me bitch
Guy: throw hands then!
Jackson: *runs away*
Guy: stfu!
Jackson: make me bitch
Guy: throw hands then!
Jackson: *runs away*
by 0nlyFactz September 13, 2021
Get the Jacksonmug. A nifty as hell dude that likes to shoot shit and loves camo he has a big ass house and is playing to swipe his Jamba Juice gift card soon he is very nice and always calls people studied and for some god dam reason he always says lookin ass but over all he is pretty dope
by Gray27 February 12, 2019
Get the Jackson parkermug. When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.
That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.
by NorseStar November 9, 2022
Get the took a jacksonmug. A guy that's totally underestimated. He may seem kinda weird but when you get to know him he's super funny and tall too. When you meet a Jackson don't let him go because you'll regret it. He loves his girlfriend no matter what she's like. He's really smart with technology and kind and caring too although he's really modest about it. When his girl comes between him and the boys Jackson will make the hard decision of putting bros before hoes because any girl that stops you from seeing your mates, isn't a lovable girl. He's strong emotionally and mentally, so when the cards are down he'll comfort you in any way he can.
Girl 1: Hey!!! I saw you with Jackson last night ;) anything happening there???
Girl 2: OMG I don't knowww I love him but he hides his emotions really wellllll
Girl 2: OMG I don't knowww I love him but he hides his emotions really wellllll
by Thanus3000 June 30, 2019
Get the Jacksonmug. It is said, if there was a book written about his life , you could die from shock , he once said find out the one thing in life you don't do well, and then don’t do it …those who know him would say he truly is the most interesting man in the world.
by Flashlight April 26, 2023
Get the Jackson Honderickmug.