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half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
by Dented cat January 12, 2023
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Half-Mirror Society

An Orwellian state that watches your every action and tracks everything without the knowledge of the governed. Think a Two Way Mirror. First coined on the XKCD forums.
With all of the Big Brother-esque surveillance currently in place that has been deemed Classified for "National Security Reasons" The USA is a Half-Mirror Society just begging for revolution.

We need to stay away from becoming a half-mirror society.
by Primis September 25, 2013
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half-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-brother or half-sister's husband.
My half-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020
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half-baked wookie

Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.
Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’

Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
by Josho July 9, 2023
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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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Half Dollas-Dollas

Half dollars are similar to saushers nipples in that they are both relativly large nipples, the only difference is half dollars resemble that of a half dollar with the lines around the center.
Mallory: *flashes trevor*
Trevor: HAAAA LOOK AT THOSE HALF DOLLAS-DOLLAS
by peasy September 25, 2005
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