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band kid syndrome

highly contagious disease given off by kids in band. can lead to upper respiratory failure and possibly death in young people
1: Hey did you hear about how John got band kid syndrome?
2: Yeah, it’s super tragic
by bobjohncarlthe3rd August 13, 2021
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Band Camp

Suffering. Dehydration, heat, holding an instrument in an uncomfortable position for long peroids of time, heat, long hours, no hanging with friends, and being called a nerd
Person 1: *In the hospitial*
Person 2: Why are you in the hosipital?
Person 1: Band camp
Person 2: *Under breath* nerd. *Loud enough to hear* Get better
by TrumpetKid15 September 4, 2019
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Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
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slave band

This is your run of the mill wedding ring. A mark of your proprietor. A constant reminder you are now beholden to another person.
How does that slave band feel on your finger.
by alteraki April 19, 2018
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the best band ever

Jimothy: Queen is the best band ever.
Quintavius DeMarcus DeBartholomew L'Sexhaver MMMDCCCLXXXIV: No the fuck it's not. Tally Hall exists, you fucking moron.
by dwyl183 January 21, 2025
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girls band cry

Anime that tell kids to stay in school.
Ey bro stay in school or you join girls band cry.
by willywillycow September 10, 2024
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Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.
"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
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