Delco Hood Ornament

When the chick in traffic ahead of you gets mad and blasts her diarrhea all over the hood of your car

What did she get locked up for? She was tired of getting honked at for driving too slow so she gave the guy a Delco Hood Ornament.

by Saul Okayishman April 30, 2025

look under the hood

To look under a girl's shirt or panties for the "goods"

Guy 1: Bro, she's hot!
Guy 2: Damn, did you get a look under the hood?
Guy 1: Hell ya I did, looks like she got her engine steamed.

by rohitjo September 3, 2020

hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers

Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky

by mr. jacker November 19, 2018

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Hood FriendShip Story

A snapchat story where people explain how them and old friends met eachother

Add me to your hood friendship story

by Hsnsban February 24, 2020

Hood Plague

The Hood Plague is a sinus condition contracted by students in the third or fourth week of Fall classes after the air conditioners come on in the dorms.

"Crap, I have a paper due tomorrow but I can't think because I have the damn Hood Plague"

"Can I get out of class, I've come down with Hood Plague"

by Hoodlum December 9, 2012

Robin in the hood

A young man from a ghetto who believes himself to be a liberator of fine goods (chains, wallets, etc) from wealthy people to give to the less fortunate.

Jayquan went robin in the hood today and got me a gold chain!

by YouWotM8 October 11, 2014