Hand Of Brooks

A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.

From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)

1. "That chick would get RUINED"

2. "Nah mate, hand of Brooks"

1. "......Dirtbag"

by Big Dirt McGirt August 31, 2011

Curly hand

Where yer hand curls up from drinking and you are clumsy.

Boys all fuckered up,gots the curly hand.

by Randy goat fucker March 9, 2023

Hand Dick

The act of touching your penis before shaking hands with another person.

I totally hand dicked my boss on my last day of work.

by Bradinphx December 20, 2018

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 16, 2021

Hungry Hands

When you are holding way too many items in your hands.

Danielle got hungry hands as she cleaned out the car.

by Lovedreambelieve June 19, 2022

hand shoes

Gloves

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.

by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019

Haitian Handful

A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.

"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"

by Wolfydope September 18, 2018