ham closet

The snatch

9hh baby I love your ham closet

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

ham sleeve

Another term for vagina. Similar to sausage wallet.

"Hey ladies! Let me wear your ham sleeves!"

by SoyElHombreVajina March 26, 2016

got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

by Tyym October 25, 2022

ham and yam

When something super dope just happened or is about to happen.

Similar to "Shake and Bake."

Could also describe banging someone.

Brah: Yo dog, I just got a new Bench PR!

Brah's Brah: Nice! I been makin' some serious gains!

Brah: Ham and yam!

by Britt_ April 5, 2015

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

Ham

Being a little annoying pussy that no one likes.

Man Ham can keep his annoying swede noises to himself

by TheRandomGuyThatNoOneKnows November 4, 2020

dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025