Cat in the Wall

1: to have a cat lodged or stuck inside your wall. Often by the process of slimming themselves down and slipping through the crease or a crack nearby.

People with cats in their wall typically will have Cheetoh fingerprints on the wall. This is due to a sidekick trying to get the person out of a jam.

The best method to recover from the cat in the wall; is to find another cat, tie a string around the neck and put the new cat in the wall. This allows the cats to become friends and boom you are out of a jam.

"Damn I have a cat in the wall again Aaron."
"Don't worry MalGal I'll get you out of this jam, they have been following me around lately; where is the point of entry for this cat in the wall."

by Weekend Wildman's Sidekick December 30, 2009

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Waxing the Cat

An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.

"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.

Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!

by Sir John Doe, Esq. July 26, 2010

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Cat Juice

The unidentifiable liquid that comes off of a cat's mouth when it shakes its head quickly.

Eew, Fluffy got cat juice on me!

by D.Dragon August 14, 2006

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Cat Penis

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.

He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.

by PortalX September 20, 2006

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