A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.
Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.
by donna belle December 4, 2013
Get the facebook pervertmug. A person, generally male, who makes themselves a facebook page and constantly posts pictures and statuses and asks others to like/share in agreement/disagreement/if the picture is relevant to the person. They beg people to subscribe to them. They steal everything they get from other people and implement it as their own. They post most of their stuff for no personal reason whatsoever. They just want attention because they can not get it elsewhere (also see attention whore). They add so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people. They post on their own posts, asking people to subscribe, and promising that if they do so, they will get 2,000+ friend requests in just one minute. A lot of the things they post are stupid, make no sense, or try to make them seem sweet or nice. They'll show up on your news feed without having to be on your friends list because you have dumbass friends. Facebook loves them so much they no longer allow you to block them because the "block system is overloaded". These people are generally annoying.
Mark Cefalo: Like if you know who this actor\singer is (: *Miley Cyrus*
I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice.
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LIKE if You See Your Age ^_^
True Love ♥
Me: Okay, I need to block this Facebook Faggot. His Facebook Faggot-ness is pissing me off.
*Block*
"We're sorry, Facebook's block system is overloaded right now. Please try again later."
...DIIIINNKKLLEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRG!!!
I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice.
|12|13|14|15|16|17|18|19|20|21|22|23|24|25|26|27+
LIKE if You See Your Age ^_^
True Love ♥
Me: Okay, I need to block this Facebook Faggot. His Facebook Faggot-ness is pissing me off.
*Block*
"We're sorry, Facebook's block system is overloaded right now. Please try again later."
...DIIIINNKKLLEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRG!!!
by lGhostl November 8, 2012
Get the Facebook Faggotmug. A face you put on while you're on a social networking site to make yourself seem either:
a) Nicer
b) "Cool"er
c) Something You're Not
d) All of the above
a) Nicer
b) "Cool"er
c) Something You're Not
d) All of the above
Jim always posts on statuses with his facebook face on, he thinks the girls are more attracted to being a badass, something he isn't in real life.
by An.on.ym.ou.s. June 9, 2010
Get the Facebook Facemug. Used as an alternate for defriending people off of Facebook.
action verb: The act of defriending a large group of people from one's Facebook because of a number of reasons (i.e. removing an ex, people you don't talk to any more, that random from the party last night, etc).
verb: to downsize one's Facebook friends
action verb: The act of defriending a large group of people from one's Facebook because of a number of reasons (i.e. removing an ex, people you don't talk to any more, that random from the party last night, etc).
verb: to downsize one's Facebook friends
Tom: I decided to Facebook downsize after each school year.
Jerry: Yeah, I did some Facebook downsizing after I broke up with that whore Stacy. I didn't need her sorority Facebook stalking me anymore.
Jerry: Yeah, I did some Facebook downsizing after I broke up with that whore Stacy. I didn't need her sorority Facebook stalking me anymore.
by Lord_Squeaks March 5, 2012
Get the Facebook Downsizingmug. 1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications
1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD
by HK62494 December 14, 2010
Get the Facebook Freakoutmug. when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarrassing understanding of the poster's intellect...
facebook status - "dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you're least expecting it"
reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide
reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide
by a nonymous duder December 6, 2011
Get the Facebook Philosophizingmug. Describes a person who is just any old person in real life, but on Facebook, is friends with seemingly everyone and gets tons of likes, etc. on posts.
A: John's a nobody at school... why does he have so many friends? Why does he get so many likes and stuff from the popular kids?
B: I don't know. He's Facebook popular.
B: I don't know. He's Facebook popular.
by dcmldcml October 6, 2012
Get the Facebook popularmug.