Eat Pant Day

On May 10th, it is national Eat Pant Day! This day was inspired by Soothouse. On this day, we will patiently eat each others pant as a nation.

Hey, John. It's eat pant day!
Thanks for reminding me Billy!

by Ya Like Plasma? June 4, 2018

Eat a candy bar.

Office code for "Choke a bitch"

Did you hear what she said? I think you need to eat a candy bar.

by EchopleX June 23, 2009

competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.

That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.

by cheezerguy October 11, 2009

Eating Your Sausage

An alternative to yanking your chain
A way to say your just kidding when your talking to someone

Hey your shoes are stupid just kidding i'm just Eating Your Sausage

by TwerPertle May 13, 2018

eat shit die

This is a form of ‘good riddance’. Many people cannot comprehend the severity of this insult.

Will: Hey John fuck you
John: eat shit die
Will: *head explodes*

by Frat Daddy Aidan July 6, 2018

meat eating orchid

Essentially, a vagina. Term was invented by Kurt Cobain.

She had a nice meat eating orchid on her, it took my whole entire dick.

by Ice^3 August 19, 2016

eat that mule shit

A response when you have no other come backs

Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"

by Terry Young February 18, 2003