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douche bag

u can tell she hasnt used a douche bag lately...
by jakeinhott39 August 31, 2005
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Douche Bag

One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.
My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.

If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!
by Cereal Killer February 3, 2005
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douche face

In this case you are a douche face.
by Sally May October 21, 2004
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douche bag

by 1337 haxor lulz January 18, 2010
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Giant douche

hey you know that guy glenn..
the one with 2 n's?
yeah thats the one.. he's actually a giant douche
by shit bloke September 25, 2010
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Douche Canoe

Someone who exceeds all other douche bags and dumb fucks. They play music on yahoo chat to "punish" other chatters even though they can easily ignore them. They attempt to be smart but fail every single fucking time.

They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.
Rick aka potluck aka nonyabiz aka i am karma aka dumbfuck who needs to fall in a hole

Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.
by Mi2chatter October 31, 2010
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douche tag

Any personal belonging, behavior or fulfilled stereotype that marks someone as a douche.
"Don't stare directly at the fauxhawk"

"Yeah, what a total douche tag"
by UITrizzle March 26, 2009
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