cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.

I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky

by Benny the Pig November 2, 2010

Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

cunt points

a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)

"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"

"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"

by bobmcbob420 July 16, 2009

duck cunt

because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt

eeew it smells like duck cunt in here

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 27, 2014

Jap Cunt

A Japanese person who has demonstrated themselves to be either stupid, arrogant, or just a terrible person.

Jack: That Japanese guy is such an asshole!
John: Jap Cunt.

by Billybobjohnston October 21, 2017

cunt chuckler

When a man is going down on a woman and blows a raspberry in to her vagina, this is a cunt chuckler.

I did a massive cunt chuckler on my missus last night, she bitch slapped me so hard.

by Dave Garnar September 10, 2007

cunt slayer

By definition CUNT SLAYER means that you get mad pussy...and you get it like it aint no motha fuckin problem

Micheal is a Cunt Slayer
Flava Flav is indeed a Cunt Slayer
Matt Damon is a cunt slayer
Micheal Phelps is a Cunt Slayer

by jdizzle to the g hizzle October 9, 2008