Clam Slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is forcefully slammed down on one's face, usually to establish dominance.

Do you remember the time Kristi clam slammed her brother on her dads living room floor?

by TrueStory0418 September 26, 2021

Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.

“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “

by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023

Clam Tongue

When a woman's Labia Minora sticks out past the Labia Majora, kind of popping out like 👅. This kind of resembles a clam sticking out its tongue.

A: Ummm what's that hanging from her coochie?!?
B: What, oh that?!? Yeah she's got that Clam Tongue

by crazymimoob June 6, 2024

Clams

Ce clamser, c'est une expression utiliser pour clamser la clams.
Souvent utiliser par des clams.

tu te clams
Arrete de clams
Ferme ta clamse

by bouciffer November 20, 2021

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Clam Trap Sister

When you and someone else have both slept with the same woman. Similar to Eskimo brothers.

“You had sex with Susan too?!? OMG clam trap sisters for life!”

by BuffIrish62 May 29, 2019

Chespeake bay clam chowder

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.

My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.

by Thegamerblocky June 4, 2023