Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

by lie4eil October 29, 2017

Buffle Cakes

When you shit and fart in someones ass during sex.

I'm going to buffle cakes that mans ass so hard tonight!

by cowboybootsatafuneral November 8, 2022

ass-caked

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert

"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"

by Asscake69 May 3, 2017

cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.

This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!

by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018

Cake Gargler

A person who has no definable neck, generally due to obesity.

Damn, that man has no neck....he must be a cake gargler!?

by King Ulfberht April 5, 2015

Pattie Caked

When you promote a go fund that turns out to be a fraud. Instead of warning your followers about it, you just delete it and pretend it didn't happen like a coward.

Man, Deby really Pattie Caked her followers when she left Eric up on her boost.

Could have been a decent person and at least warned them but she played Pattie Cakes instead.

by TeamPattieCakes May 20, 2023

Cake Jórwell

A bad lil jawn that plays football and lacrosse and is a true daddy (no homo).

Dat bull lookin' like a Cake Jórwell today.

by Thatbullspidermilk April 17, 2018