Coffee

Come… Over… For… Free… Early… Energy!

You want some coffee? Sure come over for free early energy!

by Don Ash January 5, 2022

Coffee

Come… Over… For… Free… Early… Energy!

Would you like to come over? Coffee? Ok come over for free early energy!

by Don Ash January 5, 2022

coffee

alive juice

Person A: How are you not sleepy yet? It's nearly 5am and you still haven't slept!
Person B: Oh, I just had some coffee a couple hours ago.

by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022

Caffeine.tv

A streaming platform that does not give a fuck about they gamers and only likes people who talk about rap and shoes and they also fuck over good people

Streamer 1:Im done with Caffeine.tv bull shit
Streamer:2why
Streamer 1:they aint let me cash out and banned me

by That Guy named Aden March 4, 2022

Coffee

Literally me. My name is Coffee.

OMG Coffee it's really you omg

by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022

Coffee cig

Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.

Hey I got coffee cigs, 3 for a soup.

by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022

Coffee Wanker

A person perpetually searching for 'proper coffee', someone who shuns normal coffee and often enters into conversation about "horrible coffee that doesn't really taste like coffee". Often trendy in looks and generally nice outside of caffeine related conversation.

That twat there looks like a right coffee wanker.

by keepittea March 13, 2022