law of the dick

If it doesn't fit in her mouth, it doesn't belong in her vagina

That bitch doesn't know the law of the dick

by Momma Lynn May 15, 2017

XQC's LAW

According to XQC there will be no lava pool underground 50 blocks away from the village. All lava that is in bedrock level does not count.

You will not find a lava pool underneath the village because of XQC's LAW.

by PureJuicer February 13, 2021

Kelly's Law

Kelly's Law is the ability for solids to froth into liquids.

That scoop of ice cream is growing twice the size, it must be Kelly's Law that allows it to do that!

by Harvard's Dictionary December 11, 2020

Hooke’s law

A law by Hooke that means the extension of an appendage is proportional to the virtual image displayed before it

Harry’s appendage wasn’t big because of Hooke’s law

by de Broglie November 2, 2017

Byrons Law

A law through which you attest to existence of the law known as byrons law

byrons law

by ahul December 6, 2020

Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.

This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses

by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020

Law of Beej

The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.

Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”

by Beejaydee November 27, 2017