Brandon

Not just a name, a "Brandon" is the act of trying to convince a child to have intimate relations with you.

"Let's Go Brandon"

by Raton00 December 22, 2021

brandon payne

A fuck boy

He is such a brandon Payne

by badbitch4200025 September 17, 2016

Brandon and Elina

THE BEST RELATIONSHIP AND COUPLE EVERY!!! OMFG THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER OH MY GOD LIKE OH MY GOD. ELINA HAS 10 PILLOWS ON HER BED AND BRADON SLEEPS ON 5 AND ELINA SLEEPS ON THE OTHER 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brandon isn't that athletic so she is the only person who likes him as he can not touch the bottom of a basketball net.

Omfg!! Brandon and Elina is so super thirsty couple but Brandon can't show her his 6 pack and gains as he has none.

by NathanJo Tarn March 21, 2022

Brandon

A dickhead thats really fricking annoying

Ew I found a Brandon

by xxpickleAddyLoverxx December 13, 2021

Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon Christopher Horth

The guy who makes better music than AI plushe currently owns NEFFEX.

"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"

by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025

Brandon Sammich

Verb: Act of being between to Brandons, sexual or not.

I was at this party and ended up in a Brandon Sammich

by between2brandons May 25, 2011