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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
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Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches
HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!
by Chadothan April 18, 2024
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Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
by Eric Luck May 9, 2024
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Whore-bastards

There's no point emptying the England teams overhead locker, because those whore-bastards won't be there long.
by Strood June 14, 2024
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Schlinky bastard

schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena
a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users

1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?

2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**

1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH
by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024
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Kitty Bastards

1) - A community that started off on Discord, originally called Meow Squad, then briefly renamed to Meowmismic Squad, and eventually became Kitty Bastards. The community created its own phrases and abbreviations, such as "Meowdy," "Clawless," and "KB" (short for Kitty Bastards), which are all commonly used by its members.

The official symbol of the community is a red background with the black silhouette of a sitting cat's upper body, though similar variations are sometimes used.

Kitty Bastards is also occasionally referred to as Kitty Palace.

2) - A term used to refer to the people as a whole within the Kitty Bastards community.

3) - The plural form of Kitty Bastard.
1a) "Have you spoken in Kitty Bastards before?"
1b) "Oh wait, you're part of Kitty Bastards?"

2) "I don't have anything against Kitty Bastards—some of them can just be a bit much sometimes."

3) "There were a few Kitty Bastards that seemed to like the way we spoke."
by aggudesu October 6, 2024
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Black Bastards

An Album made by the Hip-Hop group KMD in 1991-1993 it was never finished because of the death of Subroc (a member of KMD). It got a release in a 2001 vinyl and CD.
Black Bastards is a good album
by KMDfan4life January 14, 2025
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