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Moon-dogging

The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.

There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.

Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.

Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.

Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.

Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.
"Holy shit! Where's my drink?"
"Dude, I think somebody's moon-dogging around here."
by OG Moon-Dogger March 21, 2009
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Dog Bowl

A type of penis puppetry in which a male stretches his scrotum out to its maximum elasticity; creating "bowl" to catch a big load that runs down his penis; then to have his partner lap the cum like a dog out of his scrotum bowl.
All the chicks love Brandon's dog bowl.
by Bigjaker December 4, 2013
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dog frisked

When you draw ugly hair, a mustache, or a penis or whatever on a picture of someone either in a magazine or a photograph.
Mom! Jessie totally dog frisked my school picture. She made me look like a monkey with dread locks with a dick in his mouth.
by Boobmcgee February 13, 2010
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Dog Fries

The french fries that fall out of the box onto the bottom of the fast food bag that you feed to your dog at the end of your meal
Yea, I wound up giving Gracie all the dog fries
by bigbird92 January 12, 2010
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slobber dog

Girl or Boy that can't french kiss with any degree of finesse - like a severe facial licking from an overfriendly St. Bernard who just got out of the pond.
Christ Almighty she's a right slobber dog, someone pass me a towel!
by Why do I know these things April 21, 2005
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Dog a Frog

The most deadliest come back to the famous meme "Your Mom GAE"
Caleb:Your granny tranny

Kyle: Your gramp tramp

Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you

Kyle:Do it pussy

Caleb:Your sister a mister

Kyle: WELL YOUR DOG A FROG
Caleb: INSTANTLY BANISHED AND SENT TO HELL WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY
by Not Heasson April 3, 2018
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dog of a cunt

“Dog of a cunt” - An expression or phrase used when describing something you dislike.
“I caught Sara high on meth again digging through my change draw. Fuck me, she is a real dog of a cunt.”

“ I stubbed my big toe on the corner of the fridge, it hurts like a dog of a cunt”
by Turdburgla September 14, 2019
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