tannish turkey

This term is actually a term my son Pax came up with. I’m from Hungarian heritage and work our doors so I usually have a tan. One day after a nap, my son laid in my spot, sniffed my pillow case and announced, “Dad you smell like, like…, like tannish Turkey”!
Apparently I need to use a different brand of shampoo lol. Little shit!

You smell like tannish turkey!

by Natureninja March 12, 2022

Turkey

A woman who has had a heinous amount of work done and runs around town, events, or parties.

“Did you see all the turkeys at the Open Friday??”

by Hehehe91 February 11, 2022

Fugue Turkey

Someone who really excels at playing fugues. But a bit old fashioned. Someone who rips a fugue double time on the piano

Did you see that guy shredding the shit out of that fugue? He is a Fugue Turkey

by Multorit March 27, 2022

turkey bag gang

groups of strange people you see walking together near you

omg rachel look over at that turkey bag gang

by kynabug1307 July 8, 2021

Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey

Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls

by Beardman777 November 15, 2018

Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.

That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."

by Garcher April 23, 2022

flushing turkey

The act of shoving her face deep in the toilet bowl and then going anal on her.
Every thrust produces a bubbling scream which sounds like a turkey call.

Man that Bitch just wouldn’t shut up so I went Flushing Turkey on her

by Singletracker May 25, 2016