by Roiduser25 February 25, 2020
Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
by BrandonHater2009 April 25, 2025
Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.
Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse
by Brandon Dart November 23, 2021
A literal piece of shit that no one likes... literally should die cuz no one likes him. Not funny but a bit attractive ngl.
by CuzWhyNot0_0 April 04, 2020
He’s a wonderful guy that you can ever meet. If ur dating Brandon your very lucky cause he will also care about you and love you a lot.
by Gaby his gf April 06, 2019
Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
by MJdocumentary October 03, 2020