jacob

a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook

oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs

by the bois r back September 19, 2018

Jacob

A dumbass trannie that has lying hair and looks like a gorilla and has a small dick maybe he doesn't have dicl but fs if you see him runnn!!!

Oh my look its Jacob let's get out of here

by Hdhdjennddj November 15, 2019

Jacob

Also known as big Chungus Jacob is very fat, dumb af, and can’t get a girl for his life!!!

Jacob is gay!

by Hehrhfhd February 25, 2020

Jacob

Typically a very smart and shy little boy who loves his girlfriend named abby and is super athletic

"Omg look it's Jacob He's so good at track"

by Your girlfriends sister February 28, 2022

Jacob

Jacob has a huge dick he knows how to please any girl in the world with his 10 inch cock. When he just puts the tip in it makes you scream so loud the Koreans hear it and think it as an attack. So the Koreans nuke the United States. If you wanna fuck Jacob make sure you can handle his 10 inch magic wand. He usually has brown hair and a great athlete. Very cute and funny. If you get yourself a Jacob your very lucky cuz he’s worth millions.

Girl 1- Jacob is so fucking hot we fucked last night and he made me moan so loud I just wanna go back to yesterday
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME

by Im awesome 404 May 15, 2019

Joe Jacob

A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.

Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob

by Adrian 666 January 3, 2019

Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021