gay cap baby

Any fool born in March

Look its a gay cap baby.

by Killua smert December 9, 2020

no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play on “no cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.

“no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”

by guttagelfling December 13, 2020

cap

what you say when your gf's lips taste like your homie's pp and she says she hasn't been sleeping with him

A: I didn't sleep with ur homie!
B: cap

by penismanhuge December 14, 2020

Cap Infection

When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.

YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.

by TheoneAAAAA December 15, 2020

cap

The act of lying in a way that benefits one party, while fucking over the other. Often used in phrases such as "no cap", "stop capping" or "that's cap".

Us: hey bob, wanna link with us tonight?
Bob: i cant, i gotta go to my grandparents', then i gotta go to costco with my mom
Us: dude that fuckin cap

by gmimag-ykcs December 22, 2020

Calm Cap

When something is calm and of the usual but also not true or just plainly, false.

Yo mayn i jus fucked 12 bitches in the aah but they allll legal so it’s calm cap.

by Dantheman123 December 23, 2020

Cap Master Mcgee

Whenever a certain individual is lying and you can tell.

Ok buddy, your a cap master mcgee.

by HIYAkids46 November 9, 2020