Brandon a

A small, imp-like homophobic gay that always has dry cum on his chin.

“Did u see what he did to her? That’s what I call giving a good Brandon a birthmark!”

by AlexLibro October 29, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a hoe.

Brandon is a man or a boy that thinks he is the shit but he is not.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019

Brandon

He's one geiy (gay) homoerotic boi

Don't be a Brandon

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018

Brandon

hot salad

Brandon loves hot salad

by refaifiefaerfsreergs June 30, 2022

brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone

that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls

by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020

Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.

There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.

by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024

Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 17, 2020