Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis
by BerriVoid February 12, 2023
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dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag
Uncle John is being such a dirk weed
by C u m b u c k et November 04, 2023
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Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
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national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy
rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th
by impowster April 19, 2021
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national weed day

april 24th is national weed day bitches
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WEED WACKER

a weed wacker is a person that is a hoe. The common garden tool: hoe, is a tool that is commonly used to “wack” weeds.

A weed wacker is a hoe who hits on many guys/girls.
That girl sophie is such a weed wacker! I can’t believe her!
by thatsnotit March 08, 2019
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Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.
Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.
by Eauxwen February 03, 2022
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