Weed Freeze

when the sensation of hitting a marijuana device tickles you nostrils like a brain freeze

Oh omg Izzie I just got a weed freeze from hitting the clear to hard!

by Blownifer June 11, 2020

weed car

shit fuck bitch weed cart

"donkey it 5 minutes until the weed cart is topped at we their yet!"

by M3M3life February 13, 2021

Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay

Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea

by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024

Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.

Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.

by Eauxwen February 2, 2022

body weed

body weed is the pot that puts you to sleep

"This shit is some real body weed."

by LK253 June 2, 2023

Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.

Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?

by Factsareallies May 15, 2025

Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...

John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.

by G. George V October 12, 2011