carlo valletta

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.

Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too

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Silicone Volley

Juggling multiple wives.

Gotta go head to silicone volley.

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Troy Vallem

The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's not popular, but has his own group of friends. He has that smile that you can't help but fall for. He is the perfect height, not too short, not too tall. He is the kind of guy that only certain girls want because he keeps his amazing personality hidden. He always styles his hair the same, but it's always perfect. Only the smart ones want him in their life.

Brooke: Hey, who's that guy over there, hes really cute.
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)

by Brooke Besson May 23, 2019

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