Grab two beers

A euphemism for dissatisfactory working conditions.

If I don't get these client revisions soon, I'mm grab two beers up in here.

by TravelNewsDaily August 11, 2010

two fingers on ya

Peace, or another way of saying goodbye

ill see you later, two fingers on ya

by tonya and troy July 14, 2006

Jimmy two Shits

Someone who after hearing one of your stories, gives a similar storie but with something added. Some one that always one-ups you or if you own something they will have a better model.

He's such a Jimmy two shits, he always goes one better than me.

by Chris Searle January 3, 2008

shitty two-step

a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit

man I needed to shit and have sex; so I did the shitty two-step

by smallballer March 20, 2009

two shoe express

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

by *~kath~* June 2, 2008

Two thousand eighties

A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.

"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."

by pseudoben December 15, 2008

Two-Sip Kameron

When one is such a lightweight, they cannot control themselves after just a few sips of alcohol.

I took a shot of bottom shelf vodka last night, sent out twelve drunk texts, vomited, then passed out. I'm definitely a Two-Sip Kameron.

by Hurricane Sophia October 12, 2014