Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.

"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"

by Dagz January 22, 2014

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Turkey

Someone that’s a hoe, thot, or slut

Nah real shit tho dummy she a turkey forreal

by Woeedumbass October 30, 2020

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turkey bush

a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!

oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!

by victoria87 December 31, 2007

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My turkey

When you're in public and you want to say my nigga but cant cause you're white.

- "next"
-total is $6.66
"Thats my favorite number my turkey"

by MissHell666 March 24, 2022

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Turkey

A country that is both in west Asia and eastern Europe, its secular in law and islamic socially

Some advices On turkish people:
- don't do the OK handsighn(it means go get anal fucked).
- don't drink out side its illegal and considered wrong.
- don't hit on women outside of bars and clubs
- don't stare, especially at people of the other gender(counts 3x as much if you are male)
- don't be political, you can never be right
- if 2groups are arguing then stay away, they might think you are part of the enemy group.

Turkey was created in 1923 but has a legal army that is over 2000 years old

by Mrkulci September 21, 2017

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