A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.
They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
Get the Turkey Slothmug. "Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
by MiniestCam March 9, 2021
Get the Turkey Twizzlermug. A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*
by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015
Get the Turkey-headmug. by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016
Get the grinding my turkeymug. The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
by Reeducation November 23, 2020
Get the Michigan Turkeymug. by CleetorisW January 31, 2024
Get the Sweater Turkeysmug. 