For someone who is anti authority I find it funny Nathan would tell me what to do. For this reason alone I will have full creative freedom over this definition. Nathan is the type of person who hates puppies, spits on people’s food, and curses out any elderly person he encounters. Nathans are not to be trusted, they will reap your soul from your body while you sleep- and it will be a painful process. If you see a Nathan I advise you to hide, your instincts to flight may kick in but listen carefully: Do NOT run! They’re faster than you think. I pray that you never encounter a Nathan in your life, but if you do…good luck.
Do you see that thing running towards us?
Oh no…Is that?
It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-
Oh no…Is that?
It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-
by bwtriz December 26, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. by hahafunnyboi November 10, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04
“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”
by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024
Get the Nathan John Croninmug. Nathan is a boy who will say he loves a girl but then will bother the girl he likes to get their attention he is cute, annoying, and a little pain in the ass but overall he can be funny.
by momodasavage December 11, 2019
Get the Nathanmug. An autistic fuck who only uses small children for head so that way he can make himself think that he doenst have a micropenis!
by Sshhaaddooww May 17, 2018
Get the Nathan Minormug. by BILLAY!)!JJJJ January 7, 2019
Get the rachel and nathanmug.